Hey, Rare Bits is back! This is a rather busy time of life for us Rarebiters – being a part of the Center for Cartoon Studies senior class (along with mistress Vaughn), I’ll be graduating (hopefully) this Saturday. But, thesis is DONE — therefore I have time again. What do I choose to spend that precious time on? Why, drawing wall-eyed superheroes, of course.
See? Funny as shit. Completely takes the piss out of the Bat. I’d give this guy a hearty kick in the jewels if he came up to me all “I’m batman” in his throat cancer voice, wanting to start something.
See that? Now her crazy-ass eyes completely distracts from her massive anti-feminist boobies. Power-Girl problem solved!
Oh wait…this one doesn’t work so well…hang on…
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There you go. Takes a little suspension of disbelief — but would you care what this guy has to say about you as you rob a bank? All those quips at your expense are merely an attempt to preserve his own, non-existant dignity. Stupid Spidey.
DONE!
Spidey’s all…wait…I can’t see the screen, let me wipe the tears from my eyes…so funny.
There’s too much sugar in my caffeine system.