Godzilla is an avenger,
a passionate God;

Godzilla is an avenger,
expert in wrath.

Godzilla is an avenger against his foes,
he seethes in anger against his enemies.

Godzilla is slow to anger,
but massive in strength:
he will not remit punishment.

Mothra is in the whirlwind,
her path is in the storm,
clouds are the dust on her many feet.

Ghidorah the King rebukes the sea, and dried it up,
he made all the rivers dry.

Kyoto and Osaka languish,
the bloom of Tokyo languishes.

The mountains quaked before him,
the hills fluidified.

The earth became a waste in his presence,
the expanse, and all who inhabit it.

In the presence of his fury, who can stand?
Who can withstand the heat of his wrath?

His anger is poured out like lightning,
rocks are dislodged before him.

Godzilla is good to those who wait for him,
a fortress on a day of distress.

He takes care of those who find shelter in him
in the overwhelming flood.

He makes a full end to opposition,
and pursues his enemies into darkness.

What are you thinking with regard to Godzilla?
He will make a full end.
No adversary
opposes him more than seven times.

This has got to be fifteen shades of sacreligious, right? Oh well, its for the greater good. And by greater good, I mean the next century’s fantastic new religious faith:

Godzillacism!!

The people have been clamoring for a new, more violent and natural disaster packed way to worship for years. And while there are many cranky gods in the history of the human religious pantheon — none even comes close to Godzilla. Even when he’s trying to do good, pagodas are toppled and people run screaming through the streets. He’d cream Zeus and Thor with one burst of atomic breath, and make Buddha a light snack. Let’s face facts people, a god is only as good as the repertoire of special moves they can pull out in a pinch, and godzilla has quite an extensive list.

POWER OF FLIGHT!

I honestly can’t think of a reason why we shouldn’t be worshipping Godzilla right now. You’ve got loads of dualism (Godzilla is both creator/destroyer, mother/father, hero/villain, force of nature/creation of man), an amazingly cool heavenly pantheon, and a ridiculously vengeful god to justify any act of aggression you might need an excuse for.

And if the flying spaghetti monster gets it’s own fake religion, why not Godzilla? It’s just foolish.

We’ll hash out the details later.

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