PIXEL DRAWINGS!

it’s like having a sketchbook in the Tron worldey place.

First up we have a stunningly complex and fragrant rendition of galactic bounty hunter, Boba Fett! To be honest, Boba Fett never grabbed me the way he did other boys my age — Y’know –  that sounds a little bit racy, doesn’t it? He did drive the equivalent of an interstellar van, with even fewer windows. Maybe “Bounty hunter” is just a euph for “Pedophile” in the star wars universe. I’ll bet he was really into jawas — which explains why he was soooo into hanging with Jabba in Return of the Jedi, despite Jabba’s strong personal odor.

Yes, yes! — It’s all coming together now. Thats why he wears a helmet, full body armor and a cape! He has to protect himself from an enormous range of dangerous young offspring. You’ve seen those movies. There’re a lot freaks flying those giant knobbly boxes through space, tending bar, and building planet destroying lazors, so they must have truly epic space day-care centers.

So it’s not a question of bad guy/ good guy. Dude is bad. All those poor children long, long ago must have heaved a collective spitting wheeze of relief from whatever godless hole they used for breathing when “Uncle” Boba took that gainer into the Sarlacc.

This is how he did it! The devil!

I feel perfectly justified in my past dislike of Boba Fett now. Thank you, writing on the internet, for making me fell better about all the things that…well, it wasn’t really bugging me. I guess.

Anyway, bye!

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