Rare Bits » wall-eyed superheroes http://www.rarebitscomics.com Like A Comics Hive Mind. Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:53:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Wall-Eyed Superheroes are funny looking. http://www.rarebitscomics.com/2010/05/wall-eyed-superheroes-are-funny-looking/ http://www.rarebitscomics.com/2010/05/wall-eyed-superheroes-are-funny-looking/#comments Mon, 10 May 2010 16:54:16 +0000 Jason http://www.rarebitscomics.com/?p=661 Hey, Rare Bits is back! This is a rather busy time of life for us Rarebiters – being a part of the Center for Cartoon Studies senior class (along with mistress Vaughn), I’ll be graduating (hopefully) this Saturday. But, thesis is DONE — therefore I have time again. What do I choose to spend that precious time on? Why, drawing wall-eyed superheroes, of course.

See? Funny as shit. Completely takes the piss out of the Bat. I’d give this guy a hearty kick in the jewels if he came up to me all “I’m batman” in his throat cancer voice, wanting to start something.

See that? Now her crazy-ass eyes completely distracts from her massive anti-feminist boobies. Power-Girl problem solved!

Oh wait…this one doesn’t work so well…hang on…

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There you go. Takes a little suspension of disbelief — but would you care what this guy has to say about you as you rob a bank? All those quips at your expense are merely an attempt to preserve his own, non-existant dignity. Stupid Spidey.

DONE!

Jason

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